10 PICK UP LINES THAT WILL NEVER WORK ON A TALL GIRL
Buckle up, because we're about to hit maximum eye-roll.
Pick up lines rarely work, but these? These never work. So, if you are interested in dating a tall girl, here's what not to say.
1. "WILL YOU HAVE MY NBA BABIES?"
2. "I'D FLIRT WITH YOU, BUT YOU MIGHT BEAT ME UP."
Wasn't planning on it, but now you mention it…
3. “THE AIR MUST BE THIN UP THERE, HOW ABOUT YOU LAY IN MY BED AND CATCH YOUR BREATH?"
Ten points for creativity... zero points for class.
4. "WHY WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS? AREN'T YOU TALL ENOUGH ALREADY?"
Just stop talking.
5. “YOU’RE A TALL DRINK OF WATER, AND I’M THIRSTY!”
No. Just no.
6. "WE'RE ALL THE SAME HEIGHT LAYING DOWN."
7. “I BET THAT BACK IS REAL TONED FROM KEEPING THE REST OF YOU UPRIGHT."
What?! For real?!
8. “I’D CLIMB THAT TREE LIKE A MONKEY!"
As told to us by our BFF Holly Burt!
9. "DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?"
10. “YOU’RE PRETTY FOR A TALL GIRL.”
Okay, get your coat. You're out.